Home Sick

It’s amazing what i can learn by essentially being quarantined to my couch. Due to the amount of T.V. i have absorbed in the last 48 hours, I now:

Know that … the coolest new Crayola toy is 3D markers and paper–with glasses. what happened to good ole crayons?

Recognize thatOxyclean is the new “baking soda” of laundry.

Am aware that … Bentley Baths now has a competitor…but both commercials show old ladies in bathtubs, so it’s just doubly weird now.

Can sing … the “National American University” song word for word.

Found that … if I’m in a car accident, I should have my registration and license ready, and after calling 9-1-1, I should call 4-1-1. Or wait, should I call 1-800-LAW-HELP instead?

Have decided that … Frank Azar has a lot of competition…Who to call? Who-to-call? Such a decision…

Am overwhelmedITT Tech, Penn Foster, Heritage College, CollegeAmerica, Westwood, Denver Massage School, Redstone College … so many CHOICES!!

Kind of believe thatSuburu cares about the environment.

Agree that … fruit is healthy to eat. thanks, Government, I wasn’t aware.

See that … Pop tarts are no longer acceptable. Pillsbury wins.

Suggest that … car insurance commercials are the most ingenious marketing packages ever. Allstate makes you think, Geico makes me laugh, Progressive is just plain creative.

All that knowledge just from commercials! I won’t even get into what I learned from Judge Mathis, Maury and Days of our Lives!

About kristinlindeen

I am Kristin. I am Erik's wife. I am Joshua, Rebecca, and Andrew's mom. I am known nationally as the "QBQ! Daughter" and keynote on Personal Accountability and the QBQ. I am certified in Myers Briggs and am passionate about helping people understand themselves and others better. I am John and Karen's daughter. I am sister to many, mentor to some, friend to others. Most defining, I am Christ's daughter, adopted by God--rescued and saved by grace. And almost every single day, I need to be reminded of that truth. Come say "hi" at www.QBQ.com and of course, browse the blog! I'd love to hear from you, so comment away!
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2 Responses to Home Sick

  1. I say after 9-1-1 call 4-1-1…but that is because I am single and think the dude is attractive! 🙂 Others might choose differently according to their status!

  2. Amber Lianne says:

    hahahahahaha!!!! I’ve been sick on the couch, too, and yup. So much TV…

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