It’s amazing what i can learn by essentially being quarantined to my couch. Due to the amount of T.V. i have absorbed in the last 48 hours, I now:
Know that … the coolest new Crayola toy is 3D markers and paper–with glasses. what happened to good ole crayons?
Recognize that … Oxyclean is the new “baking soda” of laundry.
Am aware that … Bentley Baths now has a competitor…but both commercials show old ladies in bathtubs, so it’s just doubly weird now.
Can sing … the “National American University” song word for word.
Found that … if I’m in a car accident, I should have my registration and license ready, and after calling 9-1-1, I should call 4-1-1. Or wait, should I call 1-800-LAW-HELP instead?
Have decided that … Frank Azar has a lot of competition…Who to call? Who-to-call? Such a decision…
Am overwhelmed … ITT Tech, Penn Foster, Heritage College, CollegeAmerica, Westwood, Denver Massage School, Redstone College … so many CHOICES!!
Kind of believe that … Suburu cares about the environment.
Agree that … fruit is healthy to eat. thanks, Government, I wasn’t aware.
See that … Pop tarts are no longer acceptable. Pillsbury wins.
Suggest that … car insurance commercials are the most ingenious marketing packages ever. Allstate makes you think, Geico makes me laugh, Progressive is just plain creative.
All that knowledge just from commercials! I won’t even get into what I learned from Judge Mathis, Maury and Days of our Lives!