Dear Josh: Cereal is Not Poison

Dear Joshua,

My beloved son, who refuses to sleep longer than 2.569 hours and who loves to smile at Stanley the Monkey nightlight at 3am:

Oatmeal cereal is not of Satan. 

It is not poison; it is not brussel sprouts. 

It is cereal. With milk. That’s it. Pretty simple. 

Must we go through such theatrics?

Almost 6 months old

“Please stop the torture!”

First attempt, months ago.

4 months old

No comment.

About kristinlindeen

I am Kristin. I am Erik's wife. I am Joshua, Rebecca, and Andrew's mom. I am known nationally as the "QBQ! Daughter" and keynote on Personal Accountability and the QBQ. I am certified in Myers Briggs and am passionate about helping people understand themselves and others better. I am John and Karen's daughter. I am sister to many, mentor to some, friend to others. Most defining, I am Christ's daughter, adopted by God--rescued and saved by grace. And almost every single day, I need to be reminded of that truth. Come say "hi" at and of course, browse the blog! I'd love to hear from you, so comment away!
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